alicehoffmans:

the personal statement i’m working on for my application is like one complex get-to-know-you! game on the first day of class i’m just…none of your business??  i guess i have to tell you anyway and don’t hate the player, hate the game and all that but … still. 

also i sincerely hope y’all do actually think i’m a good writer and have not just been being nice all along because like…i’m writing, i think it’s good, but i also think reality television is a sacred piece of performance art so do i trust my own judgement?? ( i don’t. )