alicehoffmans

I weep bcause I think I hardly ever read anything funnier

Booty shorts that say ’Scandal of Christendom’ on the ass.

lovelylarayyy:

Jobs be mad at you for wanting to leave the time they scheduled you to leave

*clocks out exactly at 5*

BOSS:

it’s been said before but waiting for validation after updating a fic is hell…..

queenbessofyork:

Henry VII: Well excuse me, Harry, but some of us have businesses to run that don’t involve peddling drug paraphernalia to kids.

Henry VIII: It was a lava lamp, dad.

Henry VII: There is no use for a lava lamp unless you’re on drugs.

Booty shorts that say ‘Defender of the Faith’ on the ass.

emilylkinney:

_#mood

churchnotmadewithhands:

women be hoarding small meaningful objects