Author: alicehoffmans

nachosforfree:

Have I posted this yet

spockfallsinlove:

Have you seen this yet

mammoth-swoon:

mitskileaks‪: hello I’m the high-strung urbanite antagonist girlfriend in the romcom who gets unceremoniously dumped bc no I don’t want to get into a spontaneous water gun fight or skip work to go on a date I love my job. come to a show if you agree

readsettlers:

this is the text equivalent of the really bright colours on poisonous frogs