I’m offended by these Prince Harry “nude” photos. “Nude” implies there will be peen, yet there is no peen. As Harry is inarguably the sexiest member of your otherwise total blah-fest Royal Family, you can see how our American disappointment is palpable. I have decided to punish your country in what I know to be the most effective way possible until you release actual nudes as advertised. YOUR MOVE, ENGLAND.
A wise man will pay no attention to ordinary rumors. You may infer from it that my subjects are not very well pleased that my cause has come to no better conclusion.
“I have this day waited on the King, who arrived late last evening accompanied by the Lady… To his inquiries about the state of affairs in [Germany] I replied that advices from Envers (Antwerp) stated that everything was improving, and all hoped that Your Majesty would soon make a complete and permanent reform. On this the King observed that there was a report in circulation that the cardinal of Mayence (Maintz) had taken a wife to himself, which was a very scandalous proceeding, and a bad beginning of reform.”
Another time, [Anne Boleyn] was in the king’s privy chamber and, hearing that Wolsey was hovering importantly outside, waiting for her dismissal and the commencement of men’s business, she rapped out a message for him to come and join them: ‘Where else should he come, except where the king is?’
Moreover, if it had been a case in which the Pope could dispense, the bull on which the Queen chiefly relies was acknowledged to be insufficient both here and at Rome when the King’s agents were there (although the King does not trust the Romans to adhere to their opinion), for it suggests falsely that the King desired the marriage for the sake of peace,—a matter of which he was then incapable of judging, being then under 12 years old.
it’s super over-the-top, unacceptable and out-of-order for dan jones to compare to margaret of anjou to melania trump for retweets but it’s totally cool, funny, and not-at-all-reductive and to compare donald trump to henry viii for retweets?
okaaay so someone just told me people have been going “the trumps are just like the borgias!!!” also and um…idek what to say???
it’s super over-the-top, unacceptable and out-of-order for dan jones to compare to margaret of anjou to melania trump for retweets but it’s totally cool, funny, and not-at-all-reductive and to compare donald trump to henry viii for retweets?
