alicehoffmans:

have no thoughts other than that i’m very lonely, i wish people talked to me more, and my birthday is coming up and i feel very depressed about it.

i would like to say something has changed, but the only thing that’s changed so far is all this + i have cramps 🙂

What are your favorite historical Tudor burns, if you can think of any? Ik “I would rather die…” and “if I had two heads…” are apocryphal but still awesome tho.

Idk how many of these are “burns”, mainly just ones I think are Funny:

another petty caveat of mine (although pretty small compared to how bad the mqos movie seems in general), even though i like margot robbie as an actor it’s like…really. we’re gonna do ANOTHER blue-eyed elizabeth the i.

we’re really gonna do blue-eyed anne boleyn’s and elizabeth tudor’s till the day i die?? is that what we’re doing??