The Generous Gardener, English Rose
Author: alicehoffmans
me all the time vs me experiencing something of minimum danger
the rest of my brain:
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_paxmiu5Kie1x8yjt0o1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
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and i know no one will save me
i just need someone to kiss
give me one good honest kiss
and i’ll be alright
I love how Peggy just can’t believe that *anyone* would ever dump Joan.
Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”
Oscar de la Renta Fall-Winter 2016
“i always told myself i wasn’t gonna be that guy, doing engagement photos, holding her from behind in front of the ocean, cheesy smile. can’t do it.”
you are……..a model……..?
“i have a bit of a dad bod now…”
*takes off shirt, revealing that he is thin, just without abs*
“i always told myself i wasn’t gonna be that guy, doing engagement photos, holding her from behind in front of the ocean, cheesy smile. can’t do it.”
you are……..a model……..?
me, a simple swedish merchant during the coffee prohibition of the 1700s: that is so sad…alexa, play ABBA.
