Vanderpump Rules > Gossip Girl
Author: alicehoffmans
send me a ☕️ and i’ll give an unpopular opinion in this format:
________ > _________
how about you people be quiet about despacito and big dick energy and eat a piece of fruit outside for once
genuinely hate whenever there’s a normal name in arthurian legend like the passage of this chrétien de troyes romance I just read starring human men named menagormon, greslemuef, guingamar, aguiflez, quirions, and david
that was in chrétien de troyes and the thomas malory version of this is a list of knights including the names sagramor le desirous, dodynas le savage, bruyn le noir, meliot de logres, ozanna le cure hardy, and gromere grummors sone (or, as elegantly rendered by t. h. white, grummore grummursum)
the list of knights in sir gawain and the green knight includes ywain, dodinal de savage, lancelot, lionel, lucan the good, bors, bedivere, mador de la porte, and eric
jlaw:
You should come here on Halloween. You’d really see something. We all jump off the roof and fly. We kill our husbands, too.
me as a film critic
Palais Garnier, Paris, France
*spots myself in a mirror*
hey! absolutely not
me: *listens to slightly different music than usual*
my brain: ☠☠☠⚠️ALERT⚠️☠☠☠❌NEW IDENTITY☢☠☢INCOMING❌CAUTION⚠️🚫⚠️IDENTITY🚫IS🚫DEVELOPING❌⚠️
