Anyway, can’t believe there’s a scene in Wolf Hall where Mary Boleyn’s like “well…they are Having Sex now” and Cromwell’s like “I…thought they were fighting?” and Mary’s like “Yeah, they were, that’s their like…foreplay, tho.”

me: haha idk, she had some bangers but i guess i’m kind of like…~over taylor swift–

tswift: and you cALL ME UP AGAIN, JUST TO BREAK ME LIKE A PROMISE, SO CASUALLY CRUEL IN THE NAME OF BEING HONEST,

me: