Mantel dismissing the vast majority (besides….Bernard) of Tudor historians as “Anne supporters” is, uuuuuh….

*thinks back to 5 years ago to a random conversation* i was right

manfuckyopride:

cyb3rharpie:

Gay culture is not having a valentine in grade school

or ever

trashrodent:

who wants to haunt local streets at 3am with me

y’all gon get shot.

memedad:

dee and dennis get real with each other

tbh I always personally took that Disturbing line “like dark hooks for the soul” to mean dark in the figurative sense, like there was something dark in her spirit that attracted people to her, which, granted, actually makes it So Much Worse because it plays into the whole ‘Anne was an evil seductress trope’ but it fit the version of Thomas Boleyn they were selling :/

I mean much was said of her eyes, so I get the quote kind of (dually alluring and dark, but yeah suggesting especial ‘darkness’ in the sense of malevolence is…yawn, esp. since Gregory’s ‘interpretation’ of Anne) but like…maybe something not appropriate for her father to be saying??

They really just made him the Worst, this + “it’s as if he was imagining her…naked” like dude!! That’s your daughter!! Stop forever!! ‘

I guess they just wanted us to hate him as much as Charles Brandon did shshshsh, to the point where we’re rooting for him/connecting with him in s2 when he confronts him in the Tower and asks him if it was ‘all worth it’.

flyawaymax:

even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.

gabzilla-z:

people: fandoms are so toxic now, i miss the good old days 😦

me, a fandom dinosaur:

lanekimfanclub:

janemba:

unfollowback2006:

fucknofetishization:

Also forgot to add that no one said anything when 16 year old Hilary duff got together with 25 year old Joel Madden back in 2004.

Who had a Tumblr blog in 2004

Lmfaoooo

@ all yall fake activists where were you when henry VIII married Catherine Howard in 1589