i did! i had crème brûlée with berries 💖
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wish customer service jobs operated w video game standards, so a customer would come up to me and i’d say “greetings traveler! looking to trade?” and they’d only had 4 options for their response
i’d just stand there wiping down the same part of the counter for 8 hours until my shift ended and then id drop everything and walk away and if you tried to interact with me i’d just keep running into you silently until you moved
there’s always at least one bad-luck thing that happens on my birthday, but this year’s is at least a lot better than last year’s [i dropped my phone while trying to take a selfie in the bathroom and hurt my hand sfksjdkfssk, ]

cryptid: me w/ makeup.
As well as spending time with her at Hatfield, Anne and the king visited their daughter at Eltham, and Anne derived intense satisfaction from the obvious delight that her husband took in their daughter. “Her grace is much in the King’s favour,” observed one courtier who was present. [Tracy Borman]
After dinner Henry went down into the Great Hall where the ladies of the court were dancing, with his sixteen-month-old daughter in his arms, showing her off to one and another. After several days of such paternal enthusiasm, he evidently decided that something more masculine was called for, and the tiltyard was soon busy with his favorite form of self-exhibition. Even though, as is possible, he paid public court there to Jane Seymour, Anne could be sure that Elizabeth and her unborn child were the true centre of Henry’s interest. [Eric Ives]
He [Henry] entered the Chapel Royal clad all in yellow and Elizabeth, who was visiting the court for the Christmas festivities, was carried into Mass, too, with the sound of trumpets. After dinner, Henry took his little daughter in his arms, ‘like one transported with joy’, and showed her off to the assembled company. [David Starkey]
It is a commonly-held idea that Henry VIII was extremely disappointed, even upset or angered, by birth of his daughter Elizabeth in September 1533. Indeed, many historians and authors judge her arrival as the sort of “beginning of the end” of her parents’ marriage, then not yet a year old. Henry himself is often erroneously portrayed as being indifferent to or disinterested in Elizabeth, even while still married to her mother Anne, due to his disappointment in her sex.
In fact, Henry’s affection for Elizabeth and the pride he took in her were plain for everyone at court to see. The birth of a second daughter, rather than a longed-for son, had hardly been ideal; however, Anne’s quick conception, easy labor, and the baby’s good health all boded well for the future. Henry must have been pleased that the infant princess clearly took after him with her red hair and fair complexion. It may be telling that he chose to name her after his mother, Elizabeth of York, to whom he had been very close.
As was royal custom, little Princess Elizabeth was raised in a household in the country. However, her parents visited her–both together and separately–as often as they could and frequently sent her gifts. When she was brought to court at Christmas in 1535, Henry publicly indulged his paternal side by carrying Elizabeth, already a precocious, pretty, and promising child, among his courtiers to be admired.
Henry does seem to have neglected at least some of Elizabeth’s needs directly following the execution of her mother in May 1536. Perhaps he harbored some doubts about her paternity in light of Anne’s alleged adultery. If so, however, these proved temporary. His older daughter Mary, writing to him that summer, told Henry that he would “have cause to rejoice of [Elizabeth] in time coming.”
Contrary to the popular belief that Henry conveniently forgot Elizabeth during this time, she was at court again by October. Her circumstances had changed dramatically in the preceding six months–yet her father’s feelings had not. One observer wrote that “the King is very affectionate to [Elizabeth]. It is said he loves her much.”
[happy birthday @alicehoffmans–thank you for waiting so patiently for the Henry/Elizabeth set I promised weeks ago!]
VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY LUVVIE!!! Hope you have a brilliant time. All the best xoxo

thank you, babe!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVE YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL AND SMART AND DESERVE THE WORLD ❤️❤️❤️

I have an opinion on the study of unpopular historical figures, particularly Henry VIII, on this site that might be … unwelcome but it’s been bugging me so here we go.
If you’re presented with evidence that is contrary to a perception you have of this person and your first reaction is, “I don’t care, he’s still a dick,” that confuses me. No one is arguing that Henry is not, overall, a terrible person. Believe me, that’s the general consensus with every modern historian. No biography of Henry’s ends each chapter with, “But remember, he was still an asshole!” because we know. David Starkey, a man who has dedicated much of his academic career to understanding Henry VIII has fully said that this king is probably roasting in Hell. But what this evidence presents is that there are layers to Henry, layers that are stripped away by common myths and misconceptions. Our idea of Henry VIII causes us to inflate the importance of rather meaningless parts of his life (such as when he wrote, “this book is mine” as a child in one of his books – people took that as some early evidence of him being possessive and terrible when, in reality, his mother Elizabeth of York did the same thing and for god sake’s so did I when I was a kid and probably so did many of you and you just don’t want to admit it) while ignoring evidence that contradicts these myths. It prevents us from examining the positive parts of his reign and the financial care he took for those closest to him – yes, even his former mistresses. All of this must be studied in conjuncture with his more unforgivable acts, his ruthless treatment of those who’d displeased him, his eventual nose-dive into tyranny. Because otherwise, it’s a skewed examination.
So if your knee-jerk reaction is to say “I don’t care, he’s still a dick” to arguments and evidence that add complexity to Henry VIII then you don’t actually care as much about the study of history as you claim you do. You only care about being proved right no matter the evidence, and that is not how you study history.
#henry viii #but this goes for every single historical figure ever not just the unpopular ones #and im aware that a lot of history posts here are shitposts and thats fine #i love a good shitpost #but there are some like this that are in earnest #and those bug me












