*makes a friendship bracelet for God* let’s take it easy on each other from here on out ok?
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i hate when ppl ask me for what things i like, im just around til my brain logs off mate xx
aphextwinandpcgamingguy4422812:
bro we’re medieval jesters
*absolutely nothing happens*
wow this is giving me a lot of anxiety
women be crawling frantically on all fours around the perimeter of their room peeling off the wallpaper
tudor-era-set novels seem to always be pressing the narrative that thomas boleyn wasn’t actually skilled and just being “rewarded” by henry because of his daughters…despite that many of the important appointments he was given happened before henry encountered either mary or anne boleyn and it’s so…boring.
legiterally:
- 1503, helped escort Margaret Tudor north for her marriage to James IV of Scotland
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1509, created a Knight of the Bath
- 1511 and 1517: Sheriff of Kent
- 1512: One of a party of three envoys to the Netherlands.
- 1518–1521 : ambassador to France, where he was involved in arrangements for the “Field of Cloth of Gold” meeting between Henry and the new French King Francis I in 1520.
- 1521 and 1523 : Envoy to Holy Roman Emperor Charles V.
- 1527: One of a large envoy to France
tudor-era-set novels seem to always be pressing the narrative that thomas boleyn wasn’t actually skilled and just being “rewarded” by henry because of his daughters…despite that many of the important appointments he was given happened before henry encountered either mary or anne boleyn and it’s so…boring.
I DID NOT KNOW H8 HAD DOGS NAMED CUT AND BALL that is so cute for some reason 😭
Right?? God…he was such a loser…”don’t talk to me or my sons or my sons’ sons, ever again.”
The thing that’s funny about Cutte’s entry in the Privy Purse Expenses, also, is that is says Henry rewarded a poor woman four shillings for “bringing again Cutte the king’s dog” so like…’again’? How many times did the dog wander off castle grounds, just living his best life…
Also’s the mention of Anne’s greyhound cracks me up because I just imagine, like:
Henry: I had to pay a farmer 10 shillings because your dog mauled their cow–
Anne: Interesting that when you want to walk with her, she’s your dog; but when she attacks a cow, suddenly she’s my dog…
Eternal mood is Britney Spears recording a track written by James Murphy that just fucking exists I guess.