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taahko:

taahko:

one of my coworkers starts nearly every day by saying “good morning kings lets get this bread” and im…obsessed with it as a phrase

its “good morning kings lets get this bread” said while standing in a He Had To Do It To Em pose, for the visual learners in the crowd

arianagrandre:

Billboard’s 100 Greatest Music Videos of the 21st Century – #51

National Anthem (2012) dir. Anthony Mandler

All of Lana Del Rey’s music videos are cinematic – it’s kind of her thing – but “National Anthem” has a movie-quality plot to boot. Del Rey stars first as Marilyn Monroe in a reimagined staging of the icon’s 1962 performance of “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” then as Jackie Kennedy alongside A$AP Rocky’s suave, handsy JFK. Through Del Rey’s eyes, we see familial scenes unfold between one of the most fascinating couples in American history, culminating in a re-enactment of the Kennedy assassination. When Del Rey’s castle crumbles, you feel it in your chest, too, and her monologue at the end never fails to bring chills.

I’ve been rewatching Friends because of your post about the ep with the bagpipes; and I actually gotta say a lot of Ross things are VERY H8 😂

Tbh?? I’ll probably eventually get to some with this meme, but like:

  1. saying the wrong woman’s name at the altar
  2. wanting to hook up with someone hot but noping out because their apartment is too messy/dirty (hypochondriac + fastidiously clean?? i think not)
  3. “Get OFF my sister!!!!”

  4. “We had to stop at every maple candy stand on the way here.” * visibly vibrating*

  5. “There he is, the father of my child, the porn king of the west Village.”

  6. screaming @ his boss because he ate his (labeled) sandwich that was in the communal fridge  
  7. taking all the amenities from hotel rooms and not checking out until the last possible moment
  8. “Have you considered therapy?” “I think…just the annulment…for today.”
  9. buying a pair of leather pants that are too tight, taking them off in his date’s bathroom and not being able to get them back on
  10. “Three divorces!” (in parrot from Aladdin voice) 
  11. singing Baby Got Back to an actual baby; not realizing how inappropriate the chorus is until right after (”I’m a terrible father!”)
  12. using the spare key to get into his ex’s apartment so he can get his pink shirt back (because it is his favorite shirt)
  13. “If I went over there I’d be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up…’jump up my own ass and die’.”
  14. glaring at the nanny when they play Greensleeves on their recorder. 

  15. “She said you actually proposed to her.”  “Well, I didn’t! I didn’t propose! Unless…. Did I? I haven’t slept in 40 hours, and it does sound like something I would do…”  

autrenecherche:

royal-confessions:

[Post by Mary]

“If only Katherine Parr had been Henry VIII’s first wife. The Church of England would still be Catholic, for there never would have been a Reformation. Henry would never have left KP for a little conniving slut like Anne Bolelyn.” — Submitted by Anonymous

Katherine Parr was born in 1512 so like……unless you think it would’ve been good for the succession for Henry VIII to not marry until around 1527 (he became king in 1509)…?

Also Katherine Parr was strongly sympathetic to Reformists and Reform-leaning herself; and was quite literally nearly arrested because of it. 

“The Church of England would still be Catholic” what do you think…the Church of England was?

Like…hello…

academicssay:

Weekend plans:

1. Actively avoid thinking about not thinking about not writing as writing procrastination in an effort to give oneself permission to live life like a normal person despite engrained academic guilt over not maximizing all available time on ill-defined tasks

2. Ibid