films watched in 2018: Crazy Rich Asians (2018), dir. Jon M. Chu

probably the single funniest moment to me in princess diaries is when mia is telling the story about how grandmere had tea with benito mussolini to stop him from invading genovia and michael is like “mia. your grandma was like five years old during world war two. she lied to you” skjfkjgekjkrjtkh
most of my social training, I got from watching witches in television interact with the physical world & that’s why I’ll randomly zone out and super stare at an inanimate object trying to get it to combust via my 2 brain cells working together
me, getting one (1) foreign word pronunciation correct: the duolingo owl jumped out!
DESPITE MY ABJURATION OF HIM my Physician continues to Meddle in my Affairs. He insists I Partake of Exercise—do I not Labour and Struggle enough, with the Burden of this Self-importance I haul about?












