alicehoffmans:

I was rewatching Tudors (because…? I don’t need a reason, for screencaps for an edit of Henry’s coronation date next month) and then:

Was like… hello? Hello??

Until I remembered that that was how they greeted each other in 16th cent. England, lmao~

remember when?


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waiting4codot:

HOW TO RESPOND TO DISCOURSE, GODFATHER STYLE
Voiced by Codot

I saw THIS POST, and I couldn’t resist.

“I understand. You found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn’t need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: “Don Corleone, do you support this ship/kink?” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to get involved in your discourse.“

Enjoy.