the lock jammed on the front door of my shitty prewar apartment building so i just spent twenty minutes forcing it open while my very drunk neighbor sat on the steps nodding at my efforts and going “this is fun. being locked out together. we should hang out more”
he’s like 6’2” and jacked at one point he was like “try a kick. try… kicking it” so i donkey kicked it as hard as i could and it did absolutely nothing but he was still like “wow. more torque…. than i expected. you’ve got a surprising, uh. torque to size ratio” and i think i’m putting it on my resume
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No, you’re not.
I dont know what this is in reference to but I absolutely am
Aries, Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn
me with an invisible martini in hand: the problem…with henry viii discourse…is that you all assume he is like dennis from iasip. when…CLEARLY…he is like MAC from iasip.
altho….
selim + his children
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