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Oh gosh contention…ok we’ll go wiiith…reigns of Richard III vs. Henry VII in Discourse:

Personally, I don’t really feel like…comfortable comparing their two reigns? Mainly because I feel like it can’t be an equitable comparison; because Richard’s was only two years and Henry’s was ‘round twenty-four years. 

B.I.G. said ‘Mo Money, Mo Problems’, and I say…mo time, mo opportunities to…uh…fuque up? 

It’s kind of similar to how I feel about the statement that Mary I’s title as “Bloody Mary” is ‘unfair’ because overall she had less executions during her reign than her father had in his own. 

Like…for sure that is technically true (about overall numbers), but also Mary’s reign was only five years, and H8′s was nearly forty years. So that was kind of inevitable; and also likely she would’ve continued religious persecutions had she lived and ruled longer.  

Anyway…if I had to I would say that– as far as policy (especially considering Richard’s enduring legacy and policy in Northern England), that I’d say Richard’s reign was overall more successful, and he was more successful as king.   

But again, talking about hypotheticals again and how there are kind of inherent issues in posing them (esp. with history)…he certainly could have become a worse king with time (or conversely, a better one). We don’t really know. It’s a lot easier to grab power than it is to maintain it, ultimately. And he may have been able to, but even if he had won at Bosworth there could’ve been a future rebellion that deposed him– it is, again, hard to know. 

Any hot takes on any critically acclaimed books or “classics”?

I have some takes, I don’t know how ~hot they are but:

1:

  • I love Jane Eyre, and I kind of just lol when people are like ‘Mr. Rochester/the romance are problematic’, like uuuuh… of course he is, and of course it is, it’s a…gothic romance?
  • And tbh (although you could link this with a lot of classics), you should really not be reading fiction looking for Relationship Goals anyway?? Or trying to model your own ideal romantic relationships off them because it’s uh…fiction.
  • Like if you’re looking to do that, buy or rent a nonfiction book about relationships by an expert in psychology?? Idw to ruin your day or nothin’ but…ye. That’s my take
  • Anyway; Charlotte Bronte wrote that book for Ugly Girls everywhere so I’ll always love her for it. 

2:

3

  • I get so annoyed when people say Pride & Prejudice is overrated??
  • It’s rated exactly as much as it should be.
  • (I’ve read it 4 times)
  • Hush!!

4

  • I HATED having to read Animal Farm in high school, it was so. Boring.
  • I get that it’s a work of important historic significance (well….for the British perspective anyway, on All That)
  • But I still hated it, I think 1984 is much better. 

5

  • Franny & Zooey is legiterally a thousand times better than Catcher in the Rye.
  • Tbh I think that should be the work Salinger is famous for, it is so tragically underrated and it’s made me cry and I think everyone should read it. 

3 assumptions: you like tea, are more of a cat person, & can read/understand more than one language (watch me be completely wrong lol)

First two are totally true, third is kind of true? I can read maybe…idk…1st grade level Spanish shshsh and I understand maybe a bit more if I hear it spoken. Due to a combination of things, most of which I can’t really take credit for: one high school class, living in Southern California for a few years, taking a weekly group class (like…twas hosted at a cafe), watching a lot of telenovelas etc.