I DID NOT KNOW H8 HAD DOGS NAMED CUT AND BALL that is so cute for some reason 😭

Right?? God…he was such a loser…”don’t talk to me or my sons or my sons’ sons, ever again.”

The thing that’s funny about Cutte’s entry in the Privy Purse Expenses, also, is that is says Henry rewarded a poor woman four shillings for “bringing again Cutte the king’s dog” so like…’again’? How many times did the dog wander off castle grounds, just living his best life…

Also’s the mention of Anne’s greyhound cracks me up because I just imagine, like:

Henry: I had to pay a farmer 10 shillings because your dog mauled their cow–

Anne: Interesting that when you want to walk with her, she’s your dog; but when she attacks a cow, suddenly she’s my dog…